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At Standardised Staples, we believe great careers, like great staples, are built on a firm foundation and a reliable clinch. Meet some of the people who make it all happen, and hear what they love about our Company.

Imran, Head of Security Engineering

Imran

Head of Security Engineering

Imran leads our security engineering team and looks after more systems than anyone has managed to count.

“The coffee machine on the second floor has excellent uptime. Also the lanyards. We have really good lanyards.”

Priya, Security Awareness Lead

Priya

Security Awareness Lead

Priya runs our security awareness programme, including the much-loved posters in the staff restaurant.

“Every day is different! Except Thursdays, which are lasagne. I love that about this place.”

Marcus, Risk and Compliance Manager

Marcus

Risk and Compliance Manager

Marcus keeps our risk register in order and our auditors reassured.

“The meeting rooms are always available when you’ve booked them. For the record, that’s not nothing.”

Helen, Finance Business Partner

Helen

Finance Business Partner

Helen works with every department to make sure budgets are spent wisely, or ideally not at all.

“The car park is very convenient. And the stationery cupboard is free, within reason.”

Dev Rao, Senior Security Engineer

Dev Rao

Senior Security Engineer

Dev designs secure systems for the whole company, and has a proposal he would be delighted to tell you about.

“The Wi-Fi reaches my desk. Most days. That’s genuinely great.”

Fiona Pettigrew, Head of Internal Communications

Fiona Pettigrew

Head of Internal Communications

Fiona makes sure every colleague hears every message, often more than once.

“Our weekly newsletter has gone out every single week since 2015! Someone reads it, I’m almost certain.”

Dr Ngozi Okafor, Intelligent Fastenings Research Team

Dr Ngozi Okafor

Intelligent Fastenings Research Team

Ngozi leads our research into the fastenings of tomorrow, and the day after.

“Our lab has a window. You would be amazed what a difference that makes.”

Simon Thackeray, Head of Internal Audit

Simon Thackeray

Head of Internal Audit

Simon gives the Board independent assurance, and asks every question at least three times to be sure.

“The filing system is very consistent. I’ve checked. Twice.”